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nobcheeks

a noun to describe someone who twats about and generally amuses people with their nobisms.
Did you see Kate the Fox last weekend? What a nobcheeks!
by ollieollie June 19, 2008
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Nomch

History:
The origin of the word nomch is a somewhat perluded one however some optanictal liriture historians have found what is believed the origin of said word. The first ever recorded use of nomch was June 3rd 1203 And was clavired by Lord Astenbury III to King Rowley Ruler Of Schlezing, Germany on a hot summers afternoon. On top of this their good friends and perfunctors Zac Z Penske FATIMA Ruler Of Poland And Owner Of The ZetterstrandGaeuns Clan and Billiam Janney Son Of Little Known Legend daddy nuttt. The story of nomch goes like this: one hot summers afternoon Astenbury and Rowley we’re walking home. Rowley has earlier been gifted a Freudian Ball Of Stoic PDough by Astenbury so the topic of food was on their minds. They were around 4 lianies from their destination when Astenbury was hit with the revolution. He realised that their was no word for in between a much and a nom!! He sdintilated for a few byzanites and settled on the word nomch.

Usage:
The word nomch must exclusively be used post-munch but pre-nom. It must come borgeous to the munch leaving enough time for the nom to harbinger straight after.
Hello my good fellow care for a nomch this lovely afternoon
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Nonce aware

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad
Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs
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Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).
That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .
by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021
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Ninky Nonce

From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.
Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.
by Spicysalt June 16, 2018
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Crowd Nonce

Crowd-Nonce or Crowd-Noncing in sports (typically football) is to insult/taunt the opposition fans for their home/away support regarding numbers - this can happen before, during and/or after the game has concluded.

This is usually by fans of clubs who get good support home & away however are extremely insecure about how their team is actually performing.
"He is being a crowd nonce because his club has 4k more fans on average each week, even though his team just got slapped 4-0 by ours"
by Joel8474 March 3, 2023
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nonce

A guy who roams the streets looking fir children.
by OI BLUD! December 8, 2017
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