by ollieollie June 19, 2008
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The origin of the word nomch is a somewhat perluded one however some optanictal liriture historians have found what is believed the origin of said word. The first ever recorded use of nomch was June 3rd 1203 And was clavired by Lord Astenbury III to King Rowley Ruler Of Schlezing, Germany on a hot summers afternoon. On top of this their good friends and perfunctors Zac Z Penske FATIMA Ruler Of Poland And Owner Of The ZetterstrandGaeuns Clan and Billiam Janney Son Of Little Known Legend daddy nuttt. The story of nomch goes like this: one hot summers afternoon Astenbury and Rowley we’re walking home. Rowley has earlier been gifted a Freudian Ball Of Stoic PDough by Astenbury so the topic of food was on their minds. They were around 4 lianies from their destination when Astenbury was hit with the revolution. He realised that their was no word for in between a much and a nom!! He sdintilated for a few byzanites and settled on the word nomch.
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The word nomch must exclusively be used post-munch but pre-nom. It must come borgeous to the munch leaving enough time for the nom to harbinger straight after.
The origin of the word nomch is a somewhat perluded one however some optanictal liriture historians have found what is believed the origin of said word. The first ever recorded use of nomch was June 3rd 1203 And was clavired by Lord Astenbury III to King Rowley Ruler Of Schlezing, Germany on a hot summers afternoon. On top of this their good friends and perfunctors Zac Z Penske FATIMA Ruler Of Poland And Owner Of The ZetterstrandGaeuns Clan and Billiam Janney Son Of Little Known Legend daddy nuttt. The story of nomch goes like this: one hot summers afternoon Astenbury and Rowley we’re walking home. Rowley has earlier been gifted a Freudian Ball Of Stoic PDough by Astenbury so the topic of food was on their minds. They were around 4 lianies from their destination when Astenbury was hit with the revolution. He realised that their was no word for in between a much and a nom!! He sdintilated for a few byzanites and settled on the word nomch.
Usage:
The word nomch must exclusively be used post-munch but pre-nom. It must come borgeous to the munch leaving enough time for the nom to harbinger straight after.
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Get the Noncery mug.From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.
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