A cheap, shitty, bottom shelf vodka that comes in a plastic bottle that only broke alcoholics drink. If you want to get drunk for a buck and destroy your liver, drink Nikolai. Besides getting alcoholics drunk, the only semi-respectable things it's useful for are cleaning and mixing it with something that will mask the varnish-like taste that you're too cheap to use good vodka for.
KingCobraJFS while making a screwdriver on a livestream using Nikolai Vodka: "My favorite cheap vodka is Nikolai because the cap is black."
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