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muppet necking 

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
muppet necking by Nsla July 3, 2016
to kiss and pet (slang)
I saw Johnny and Martha necking at the county fair.
necking by Adrienne January 19, 2004

Obama Necking 

Similar to "rubber necking" whereby you turn your head at all angles to try and see the results of a wreck on the highway. Obama Necking means simply turning your head in all angles as you pass slower cars on the highway that are displaying Obama '08 bumper stickers, to see if the driver is in fact black.
"Man....I almost rear ended someone today on the way to work! I was passing an Escalade with an Obama '08 sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me.
Obama Necking by Young79 November 2, 2008
A game played by Virginia middle school students in which a student slaps an unsuspecting classmate across the back of the neck.
I was sent to the Principal's office for necking Scotty in the hallway.
Necking by Drop_The_Mic December 1, 2016
The experience of going through cigarette withdrawl.
I was broke and nicing so I slipped a butt out of the public ashtray at the mall and lit it, leaving the smudge of a stranger's lipstick on my manly chops. But hey, a pimp gotta do what a pimp gotta do.
nicing by Bopidedoo June 21, 2006

goose necking 

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
goose necking by smmatthew January 15, 2009