Newsmax

Ultra right-wing pseudo news outlet, similar to Fox News, owned and controlled by wealthy hypocrites out to destroy President Obama's administration and all liberals. Newsmax continues to manufacture and publish sensationalized anti-progressive garbage even though it has been publicaly reprimanded and forced to retract numerous articles/lies. It is a favorite "news source" for TeaParty members, Birthers, Ditto-Heads, Republicans, and other ignorant individuals including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Donald Trump.

Sarah Palin: Did you read the latest article in Newsmax about Obama's direct ties to all socialist and communist organizations throughout the world?
TeaParty sycophant: Yup, some feller, i can't rightly member his name, readed it to me at my KKK meetin da other nite. Obama is one of them there mooslums!!!!

by mark607 January 10, 2012

newmarket ditch

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"

age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro

by Geovan April 13, 2008

Nepomuk

A Nepomuk always wears short pants. It doesn't matter how cold it is.

Dude, how can you wear short pants in Winter... You're such a Nepomuk!

by flxwly October 5, 2020

Randy Newman

Popular pianist who was a professional musician by seventeen years old. He makes most of his money writing film scores but can craft an excellent tune on his own. Famous for such songs as "Four Eyes," "The Masterman and Baby J," and "Short People."

Randy Newman is often pokeed fun at by Mad TV and Family Guy.

by Miles T August 31, 2005

Newman

Jerry's arch-enemy on Seinfeld.

Chunky Wrappers? Newman!

by Adrian September 16, 2006

Newtmas

A sad ship between Newt and Thomas from The Maze Runner series that makes me cry

yuh

*SPOILERS*

"Last night I cried over Newtmas and chucks death because I am mentally ill and have an unhealthy obsession with The Maze Runner series and cast "

by smolJ February 11, 2021

Colin Newman

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."

Colin Newman is the man.

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009