neutereditus

The symptoms suffered by an individual or animal after the testicals have been either removed or made inoperable. These symptoms are often mood swings, irritability, bitchiness and surrender of will to there woman.

Me-Why the hell did Tyler not go drinking this weekend?
Him- I'm not sure. His wife must have his balls again and is suffering from neutereditus.

by ama806 June 16, 2011

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 1, 2017

neatenize

(verb) the act of organizing and cleaning up.

"While I'm gone, why don't you neatenize this shelf."

by Joe Henry April 3, 2008

Neateous

ADJ.: combination of the words "neat" and "righteous;" to be used as an alternative to either word or when something kickin' is going down.

Amanda: "How do you like my clown shoes?"

Chris: "Those are neateous, fo' sho'!"

by PTTI925 February 3, 2010

Netease

When a webpage doesn't work (especially videos on youtube) and the moment you refresh it it starts working again.

Aleesha: Oh my god, this video is taking forever to loaaaad
Goncalo: Refresh it then
Aleesha: *click* It just started working as I refreshed :(
Goncalo: Such a netease.

by Bullgoat March 26, 2013

Neatenize

to place order of surroundings, organize, clean, make presentable, to do housework.

I'm going to neatenize the house today.

I neatenized my office yesterday.
I am neatenizing my room.

by ShelbeStar March 11, 2014

Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.

Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."

by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017