Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

Nemakaze

When your the last guardian standing and you think you're Rambo so you run into a team of three only to die instantly.

Tac - Come for the revive nem
Varg - Too late she's done a Nemakaze

by The Moist Sage August 1, 2016

neobank

A NeoBank is a new type of digital bank that exists without any branches. Neo Banks are reinventing the practices and processes associated with traditional banking.

a new breed of digital-only neobanks are starting to break monopoly of the established banks

by CMDC November 10, 2018

Neomorph

A type of Xenomorph from the Alien Franchise. It looks like a more Organic kind of Xenomorph. They are born from this fungus plant that emits spores if it is disturbed or touched. The spores find the thing who disturbed it or touch it, then it goes through a opening in that living thing like the ears or nose. Then after a hour or two the Neomorph or which called the Blood Burster or Dorsal Burster, bursts out of the back or the host pukes it out depending on what opening the spores have entered. The Baby Neomorph attacks anything thats living around it. After a few hours the Baby Alien grows into a Neomorph. They are very whitish pink. They also don't have that inner jaw, instead they have there jaw push out. There mouth is basically invisible when they have it closed. And finally, The Neomorph makes chitter noises and sometimes alien shrieking noises.

"Crap! A Neomorph killed Bob!"

by kewldinogirl November 22, 2018

Neombans

Local dialect for boobs,tits etc

Mainly used in the Gweedore area of northwest Donegal

“Look at the neombans on your one”

“Feach at na neombans ar an beanadaí”

by GD21 January 25, 2019

Neomie

A fine ass girl who catches feelings and doesn’t loose those feelings and will fight for what she wants

If you meet a neomie she’s a keeper

by Off white February 19, 2020