neocon

Neocons are all imbecilic, aging, wheezing syphilitic pathological creeps, dirty old men that smoke Cuban cigars and go on child sex slave vacations in third world nations while on oxycontin between snorting viagra and having secret affairs with gay sex workers. When they're not spouting homophobic bullshit or writing breathlessly idiotic, fact free columns in major newspapers, clinking crystal tumblers brimming with $38,000 a bottle bourbon with the Skull and Bones / AEI classmates at grand elite socials, getting drunk and shooting people in the face, brazenly granting trillion dollar contracts to their former companies, raping teenaged boys in Texas Prisons, chronically sexually harrassing their female employees, putting on diapers and paying dominatrixes to indulge their banal submissive fantasies: they're out doing what they do best: ravaging the life savings of thousands of people and committing genocide. All this while being ardently fawned over by the liberal media. These revolting sub-human colostomatic shitbags of filth and perversion should all be in GITMO right now receiving sex changes from Cuban doctors, only to spend the rest of their lives as a drag show touring Iran & Afghanistan.

That neocon needs a new think tank gig!

by Tim65 March 5, 2009

Neocon

A self-hating international communist. Neocons found it more convenient to hijack a conservative party because their message of socialized militarism didn’t sit well with the liberal Left.

A Neocon is a self-hating communist in denial.

by frick11 February 24, 2010

Neechie

Neechie is a slang form of "My Friend" in the Plains Cree language. It is really spelled "Nici" and is used in positive ways.

Hello my neechie.

by Kanata Cree August 4, 2011

neeboo

1. Way of life, a theology, a common cause or belief, something worth dying for
2. Word that, if spammed, can cause great joy to the spammer and incessant whining from naysayers
3. Term used to praise others and compliment them.
4. Term used to scold others and condescend to them.
5. A floating hickey on individual's foreheads.

1. "My life is all for naught. I need something to live for."
"Live your life. Live the life of a neeboo!"
2. "OMGBBQPMT no neeboo way neeboos are neeboo cool!"
"Shutup already with that word!"
3. "Wow, you finished all of college in 89 days? You're a freaking neeboo!"
4. "Dude, you scored a 1400 on the SAT? the NEW SAT? You're such a neeboo."
5. "HAHA. You fell asleep and gave yourself a neeboo!"

by NEEBOO PRIDE! September 17, 2008

nerco

when you're too stupid to spell "necro" proper

by heh March 24, 2003

neehow

The white way of spelling nihao, the Chinese way of greeting someone.

Also is so funny too, like tbh it’s hilarious sounding lol.

This can also be used out of context too.

Wassup my neehows, how is y’all doin today

White guy: neehow my broskies

Chinese man: nihao boi

by Confusedhelpful January 31, 2018

Neecohlasss

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone you can't help fall in love with. Someone with amazing eyes and a beautiful personality. when he holds u in his arms u feel like the world is yours. the way he kisses you makes u neeeeeed more. Hes so good at it. You always want to be around nick. every time hes near you, you wish you were alone. you love movie dates with him. you absolutely cant stand not seeing him. a GENUINE neecohlasss has a Twitch spot. Hes ticklish and its amazing. You also like being tickled by him. it makes my happy and brings him joy. NOTHING can replace a neecohlasss once u get one. You'll fall in love, but be afraid to think so, even if u wont get hurt.

My Neecohlasss in better that ur <insert friends bf's name here>

I love being with Neecohlasss

by Kews March 15, 2010