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Neanderthal

Mike: you are a fucking neanderthal .
Johnny: Hey that's racist. Just because I'm white, that doesn't always mean white people are evolved from neanderthals.
by Saitama 777 February 23, 2021
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Neanderthal

a very very old person
Neanderthal on the Back of a British pound coin
by Jessicajessica October 23, 2011
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neanderthal

an extremely ugly person with nappy hair and an ape-like face. They have a little brain and dont know how to communicate with humans. They only talk to their kind and dont know how to apply makeup evenly on their face. They think there tough, but when it comes down to a fight all they can do is kick others and talk in their own ape langauge to their "friends". They cant feel emotions and they look like man.They are the missing link to humans in evolution.
"damn, doesnt that "girl" look like a neanderthal?!
by Beccabooo April 20, 2007
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Neandersquatch

Neandersquatch's are people who have a far protruding forehead like a neanderthal, but also have the resemblance of a Sasquatch's hairy eyebrows. Most often seen in foreigners who immigrate to the U.S. or the really old people who lack personal maintenance.
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by colonel moo March 4, 2011
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neanderthal

the stupid kid with a small misshapen head
by p194562 September 17, 2019
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neandertoe

The physical condition in which a person's toe closest to the big toe is longer than the big toe itself.
Julie can't wear sandles because her neandertoe is so long that it hangs over the sandle.
by Mr. Mc G September 27, 2007
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tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.
Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.
by Dori C. December 12, 2008
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