shot of dat mizzouf

used to express a need for oral sex, head, mouth, good dome, brain, etc.

often used to achieve pleasure from females on da kool.

mainly used by males, especially jonathan' s and big mikee's

let me get a shot of dat mizzouf.

Get with the program it's only head.

gimme some of dat mouth.

by im da best July 27, 2009

muzzadayze

The Musical Festival held in Melbourne on New Years Day, that used to be cool until it turned infested with try hard muzza's with fluoro shirts or muscle T's, random punch ons and fights with security. Dancing by doing a moves involving either-
a- "cookie rolls" spinning ure arms in quick circles.
b- air punches
c- flexing muscles and moving hands in a marching movement.
All Shirts are OFF rain/hail or shine and the atmosphere of the event is ruined.

"Ey bro lets party new years, take off your shirt we're goin muzzadayze bro"

by feistafeva January 28, 2009

Cotton Muzzle

To shove a girl's panties in her mouth as an improvised muzzling device. Done to quiet and muffle her overly loud moans and screams during sexual intercourse . A Cotton Muzzle is most often deployed when an individual is having sex with an unfamiliar female partner and such action is required as soon as one realizes that they have a real Screamer on their hands. The Cotton Muzzle provides immediate, evasive action to avoid waking up parents or roommates but does not impede the couples sexual rhythm.

Gary: Yo Braaahhh. What's up. Did you bring that chick home from the bar last night? I thought I heard a scream but went back to sleep.
Carl: Yea brooohhh. I was beatin dem guts up good. That bitch was a screamer yo. I couldn't stop banging dat ass so I had to give her the old Cotton Muzzle before she woke everyone up.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015

Walrus Muzzle

A woman so fat and grotesque that her gelatinous sacks of tit flubber create a cleavage "death valley" of sorts, extending lower than thought possible before the advent of the phrase "super size me". Simultaneously, twin travesties of repugnant flesh create an unholy "camel toe" or "mooseknuckle" or "holy fucking shit stab my eyes out immediately" extending unnaturally far north and actually coming in contact with the aforementioned "death valley". This creates the nightmarish trench of fear and loathsome disgust known as a "Walrus Muzzle".

Jesse: Hey Ryan, check out the walrus muzzle on her. (Motions with eyebrows to nearby woman that looks like an upright Jabba the Hutt in tights.)
Ryan: HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT IS DISGUSTING AND... (stabs own eyes)
Jesse: ... (stabs own eyes)

by The ACC Carpentry Class 2009 January 28, 2009

meat muzzle

slang reference for a penis. particularly when fellatio is being performed on it.

To silence someone by inserting your penis in their mouth.....i.e.; If you don't shut up , I'm gonna whip out the meat muzzle.

by John Stahley January 25, 2008

Muzza

A wog, usually southern Italian, half Italian or half-Serbian/half-Croatian. Resides in the northern or western suburbs of melbourne. When driving, a muzza sees no problem driving 100kmph in first gear. When communicating, a muzza owns 4-5 different sim cards to take advantage of the cheap call rates deals offered by Telstra, Optus, Vodafone and cousin Frankie's pirate mobile network. Sees scoring an ENTER over 40 as shameful. Sees hanging out in Macca's carparks as a much more productive use of time. Cannot comprehend that not every female in the world is willing to give him head when he asks for it.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Muzztech

A group or singular entity found at clubs in Australia. This person is *usually* of ethnic background, hence the muzz part and the tech is for techno, the music of choice. This person thinks they are the best person in the club, but usually has very little to no musical knowledge in regards to any form of techno. Most distinguishable is the dress, which consists of often homo-sexual looking clothing such as very thin, open necked cotton pieces, or two wife beaters that are different colours and usually fluro. They often assosciate with big hair, and can't dance at all.

For the last time f***wit, the shuffle is a RAVE dance for RAVING only, don't ruin it with your inadequacy's as a male.

-Jono is such a muzztech, he only just downloaded the others
-ROFL, that song came out and was big a year ago!

by Melbraver April 30, 2007