email muscles

Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.

Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.

Can also take the form of “message board muscles”

Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.

by CMFuss May 1, 2008

Rug Muncher

Offensive slang name for a lesbian

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason

by The Names Luna June 7, 2018

beer muscles

n. false bravado; Dutch courage; the powers one imagines one has after one has consumed 19 pints of beer.

Man1: I'm a gonna go and pick up that incredibly hot girl over there - the one who's sitting with that huge looking footballer.
Man2: Whoa, haven't your beer muscles grown!

by nofntalent April 12, 2004

muscle colors

most muscle shirts come in these colors and
can be taken seriously yet don't draw attention.

1.Gray
2.Blue
3.White
4.Brown
5.Black

drake: man why are all these shirt colors bland ?

johnny: because they are masculine /muscle colors they don't
draw attention unlike daring colors.

by purple skull July 7, 2010

Muscoed

To be knocked out quickly or killed swiftly during battle.
Alternate definition: A severe midlife crisis.

Dude, you just got muscoed.
Alternate example: I am forty years old and am going through a really tough musco.

by Bobbymac52983 September 8, 2006

The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022

bagel muncher

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 4, 2007