Musket

A man who can only cum once before having to rest to get another 'shot'. Like a musket.

Girl 1: How many times did that guy cum last night?

Girl 2: Just once. He was a fucking musket

by musketman July 6, 2010

fudge musket

Slang term for a gay mans penis.

Hey dude, are you going to fuck me in the ass with that fudge musket?

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006

Munkee

Slang for a human female possessing not only exceptional beauty, but a playful attitude as well. The actual phrase should only be applied by someone who is close to the subject.

Check out my munkee over there. She's the hottest girl in here.

by Qvack Duck December 29, 2007

Tennessee musket

When you are fucking a girl, take your chewing tobacco out, put it on her asshole, and keep going

"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"

by Treefidy February 6, 2018

Musket Shot

Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.

Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"

by Slater,Conlon, and Nielsen January 18, 2008

Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

muckety-mucks

an American used to denote pompous, rich, stuffy, vainglorious, snobby aristocracy types who think they rule the world. Even if that is so, there are millions of planets orbiting millions of stars in this galaxy and in millions of galaxies, so the muckety-mucks can put that in their pipes and smoke it.

when I was eating at an Olive Garden in downtown Toronto, I asked this righteous babe of a waitress where the reputed Eaton mall was and what kind of people shop there. I had to define "muckety-mucks" to her since that term isn't used in Canada. I explained "fatcat", and had to define that word for her, too. She explained to me where I needed to go and remarked about my American vocabulary. We talked some more, then I payed the bill and laid down the tip and I was on my way.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008