Murder

Murder is like sex. Just like sex, murder involves one, two or, more than two people, animals or even people and animals. The only trivial difference between sex and murder is that sex is legal as long as it is not public but murder is totally illegal(just kidding). Sex and murder both have been a part of our lives since the primal age. Sex and murder runs parallel to each other for most of the people but when it coincides at a point, then only a person attains salvation.

The comparison of sex and murder which binds them together are as follows:

1) Just like sex, murder can be committed by strangulating(choking), shooting(skeeting), bashing(banging) etc.
2) If a single person is involved in sex then it is called masturbation while in the case of murder it is called suicide
3) Both sex and murder can either be a source of joy and pleasure(orgasm) for a person or can even arouse a feeling of guilt and disappointment(loss of hormones)
4) Both sex and murder can be carried out with mutual feelings between two people or it can be an act of dominance by making your partner submit to your destructive wishes or vice versa.
5) Both sex and murder can be performed by a group on a person(gangbang/lynching) or by a person on a group(reverse gangbang/culling)

Sex and murder do not belong to water-tight compartments. Often, the line seperating them becomes blurred in our minds and the intermixing of these two phenomena results in completion of a soul. Welcome to 21st sextury.

GF: Babe, are you gonna fuck me or murder me?
ME: Yeah, babe

by XxDanny_DxX March 17, 2020

murder drive

nickname for mercy drive in orlando, fl

man don't fuck wit them boys on murder drive

by riptoman March 20, 2008

Closet Malder

Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men

tyler got exposed for being a closet malder

by Wooooozy March 17, 2021

murder mac

Detroit Michigan

Joy road Exit 9

McDonalds location in the hood infamous for several murders having taken place there.

"Dont be askin me why they call it the murder mac
Your ass outta bounds and thats where youll get murdered at" - Jesse James, K Doe & T Woody Im from Joy Rd

by Gypsy jew December 16, 2021

KING EXPLOSTION MURDER

The great bakugo from my hero acadamia

Tyusu:BAKUGO

bakugo:GO DIE IN A HOLE FROG
tyusu:So....Bakugo means bitch and ur hero name KING EXPLOSTION MURDER means go die in a hole?

by Jordan mishi November 21, 2019

Thy Art Is Murder

Thy art is murder is a 5-piece Australian deathcore band from Western Sydney, Australia. They released their debut EP This Hole Is Not Deep Enough For The Twelve Of You in 2005. They followed with another EP Infinite Death in 2008 and released their first full length album The Adversary in July through Skull and Bones Records.

Friend: Wanna hear a really fucked up band?
You: No not really...
Friend: Yah you do.. "Plays Thy Art is Murder"
You: You're fucked up in the head.

by stinkericstink October 25, 2010

murder burgers

white castle hamburgers or cheeseburgers

damn, i got the runs because i ate those murder burgers.

by jusenee January 13, 2006