Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*

1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!

by Reaper727 September 26, 2009

Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008

muffstang

Is a play-on-word for the word "Mustang"

1. An insult to a person meaning that they are a pussy
2. When a vagina hurts

"Dude you're such a muffstang!"

by Mimscicle August 18, 2009

Muffslurp

Muffslurp - Muffslurping - Muffslurper - Someone who slurps up that muff.

(girl talking) I won't date a man less he done had his muffslurping practice. Damnit.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

beer muffs

n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.

"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"

"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

muffslapped

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

by kelly&claire November 2, 2008

Muffsteak

Ho, Bitch, or acting as such. Wussy in nature. To be lesser than or of suitable character in society.

Get your stinky ass socks outta my car you muffsteak.

by Nosy-T Smalls March 11, 2011