Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.

by Jdel March 18, 2005

Mufftacular

1 A spectacular muff.
2 An exceptional experience with the female gender.

1 She had the biggest bush it was mufftacular
2 I just had a mufftacular weekend!

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010

Muffcake

A cupcake that has had all of its frosting licked off, therein becoming a muffin.

Does anyone want my muffcake? I only like the frosting...

by Scooter McBooter January 26, 2019

MuffDawg

MuffDawg,

A person who became famous by living his life.

Mann , he is such a MuffDawg being a star and a king in life what a MuffDawg he is.

by MuffDawg007 November 23, 2019

mufflage

The excess pubic hair that hangs out of a females bikini.

Did you see the mufflage Shauna had when she wore her bathing suit? She should really shave or at least trim it.

by Chandler Fox November 5, 2019

muffsaddle

A bearded man who loves to eat pussy

Hop on the old muffsaddle colleen!!!

by Girth Brooks March 25, 2020

muffami

Move for me.

Singer: They say move for me, move for me, move for me, ay, ay, ay
And when you're done I'll make you do it all again
(DanceMonkey)

Me: THEY SAY... MUFFAMI, MUFFAMI, MUFFAMI ,MUFFAMI YEAHYAYAYA...

by Nunu <3 April 1, 2020