Mutilatins

A god at base and no-ones up on him

Mutilatins is a base demon

by UK Definitions January 7, 2022

Gentile Mutilation

When a non-Jewish man has a circumcision by force, for health, style, fun, sport or conversion.

"I can't believe that Edward is getting circumcised to marry Rachel. It's Gentile mutilation !"

"God is really hung up on the Briss. He mandated that Moses force mass Gentile mutilation of all the Goyim he captured."

"It's true that circumcision protects against a lot of STD's, but the program in Africa is still a case of widespread Gentile mutilation."

by RevDrDK November 14, 2009

Motivation Cookie

A cookie that is consumed prior to or during a certain task or activity that requires one's full attention.

It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.

by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011

motivational paralysis

When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.

On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.

by fb1907 April 18, 2018

Motibation

When you are motivated to masturbate.

Daniel gives me motibation.

by omgidontwanttomakeapseudonym June 12, 2018

#motivationalbullsheeeet

information of things that don’t mean sheeeet just so you’ll shut tha fuq up

tired of the motivational bullsheeeet. you think your words keep me safe and warm at night. straight fuqn bullsheeeet. be you be real. say what you gotta say. one time. i dont give a fuq #motivationalbullsheeeet

by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021