motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.
by Teemo2001 August 17, 2008
Get the motardmug. 1.Intergalatic Space faring race of Mental defectives, from the Planet Motardia. Greedy, opinionated, cowardy, and with an IQ never exceeding 98.5 They are so stupid in fact; that they muct bluntly strike their own foreheads to jump start their brains. Which are in purpetual park mode. When a hardy MEEP MEEP! is heard you know a fucking motard is nearby. 2. Brain Dead. IE See Republican party.
by Max Headrom December 18, 2003
Get the Fucking Motardmug. The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
Get the Motard Tearsmug. by Cody Mullins October 31, 2003
Get the gay-motardmug. A combination of most and retard.
Usually said to help make things seem politically correct, and protect those molly coddled excuses of life.
Usually said to help make things seem politically correct, and protect those molly coddled excuses of life.
by Anorexicbisch February 20, 2019
Get the Motardmug. by rybs May 24, 2005
Get the motardmug. by Real.crys March 29, 2021
Get the Motardmug.