missoula monoculture

Not really even unique to Missoula, the missoula monoculture can actually be found in other, similar wannabe hippy but sort of rich towns across the west. The chicks are all sort of hot, the dudes all have beards. They each wear hoodless down patagonia jackets, carharts, and bring their kids to the bar/brewery. Their lab is in their subaru parked outside, which they will later drive to their modest 2br house which looks like every other house for miles in a haphazard subdivision.

They are into skiing, riding their bikes, climbing, etc.

They look like they are models for an LL bean catalog.

Check that chick out - she's almost sexy.

Bro bra, she is a card-carrying member of the missoula monoculture. hope you're ready to live the active lifestyle

Man, I went to snowbowl once, no thanks.

by thecrusha December 15, 2010

Monoethnocentric

(1) The belief that racial and ethnic labels are mutually exclusive (2) The tendency to identify ambiguously phenotyped individuals as one race and/or not recognize the existence of mixed individuals (3) The belief that culturally complex individuals should only identify with one culture (3) The prejudicial belief that individuals not identifying with only a single race or ethnicity are intrinsically more psychologically maladjusted.

"The media showed a disturbingly monoethnocentric bias in forcing Tiger Woods to publicly identify as one race even after discovering his multiracial background."

by Kevin Goodman December 18, 2008

Monocelebpic

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

by rob z February 15, 2005

monocoitus

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009

Monobrodium Dudeamate

A food additive developed in 1967 by the R&D department of the Anheuser-Busch Corporation, Monobrodium Dudeamate (MBD) is not regulated by the FDA. Commonly included in cheap beers such as Budweiser, Coors, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Miller, and Corona, this compound reacts uniquely with alcohol in the brain to produce a variety of unusual human behaviors, exploited for the economic gain of brewing companies' subsidiaries. The additive has had a unique effect on the culture of the U.S.A., producing such things as the Hooters restaurant chain, the Spike TV network, the Jackass series, the movie Animal House, and the 'tailgate party' phenomenon. Common side effects include hot wings, people buying pickup trucks to commute in the suburbs, chicken strips, wicked hangovers, and the belief that baseball is an engaging spectator sport. The chemical is also responsible for most of the behaviors of the American frat boy, and for PBR-induced hipster woman-bashing.

Adult male after consuming both alcohol and Monobrodium Dudeamate:
"WOOOO! YEEAAAH! DUDE! BRO! COME HERE! OK, DUDE, hold my beer and watch this!"

Adult male after consuming only alcohol:
"This has been quite a delightful evening, but I believe I have quaffed this Pilsner Urquell in excess. Might I trouble you to call a cab, kind sir?"

by nosnebjak October 25, 2009

mono

red half zip

that red half zip makes Monos chin look mahoosive

what a chinny chin chin

that chin could cut butter better than a butter knife

by 6applesauce9 March 22, 2021