by Demised April 15, 2011
-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
by Sheet Man November 24, 2010
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by jack May 27, 2004
the body becomes stiff and mind runs out of things to say usually caused when one's feelings, political views, world outlook, and or beliefs are completely demolished by facts, reason, and or logical arguments
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by Cubeman7 March 02, 2018
A person who is majorly attracted to Morty from Rick and Morty , its super contagious, all people who get the eventually die, try and avoid people with this for there is no cure. Here are the symptoms , sticking seeds up there own anus, getting a high voice, and acting dumb. In rare case some have even become morty.
Bro your have a morty fetish
by Biggest boy 69 July 01, 2021