Irish Morphine

When someone is giving a parter oral sex, while ejaculating pull out and mushroom stamp them on the forehead causing them to numb.

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by Aaron and cody March 10, 2007

morphindite

A read hot babe in satin panties who dresses up as Chris Farley and masturbates herself with the dog.

That chick's been missing all weekend...I bet that morphindite has locked herself in her room, pleasuring herself into oblivion. Again.

by Slowww_like_honey December 10, 2008

Morphendite

A slapped together piece of shit machine made up of mostly used and or spare parts.

What a morphendite piece of shit.

by ElGalloNegro December 9, 2019

murphied

verb i.e. to be murphied, when someone sells you out to make you look bad in front of the opposite sex, thereby gaining an advantage for himself. Name after the tactics inventor, believed to be an irishman, from the cork area.

Person A: I was totally going to score with that hot girl until my friend came over and told her I already had a girlfriend.

Person B: He really Murphied you

by withheld, for safety reasons December 14, 2008

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

Morfiend

Pill popper, junkie, hooked on Oxycontin, pain med addict, pill head

Stash your Mom's pain pills cause the dude is a total morfiend.

by fetishforfun September 3, 2014

Morphing dwarves

When someone does from emotion to emotion very quickly. Referring to the 7 dwarves.

Dam you were sleepy. Now your happy. Your gonna be grumpy later. Then dopey. You morphing dwarves!

by Nellpabz November 24, 2018