moop

The act of pooping while you are mooning someone
Today we mooped someone and it was so disgusting a threw up.
by BrymanBryguy69 April 20, 2009
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Noun: derogatory slang; a stupid bastard

Verb: to move about aimlessly with no real sense of purpose, perhaps due to stupidity or depression
Noun: Look at that big moop over there in his jorts. What a loser.

Verb: He's been mooping around ever since his jorts got stolen.
by Big Moop September 14, 2008
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n. any of a species of greasy-haired, pedophilic co-worker who invents stories about a fictitious life, makes jokes so bad your eyes run, and is generally incompetent, but suspiciously still employed.
"That guy brought down the entire development server for the third time today and now he's having lunch with the boss. He must be a real moop!"
by moop_go_boom March 25, 2010
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by Ant the Knee September 13, 2009
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to be a total fool in love for someone, disregarding all common sense because you are overwhelmed with adoration for this person
"I'm a complete moop for ______. It's embarrassing."

Person 1: Hey, what's up? You look . . . I dunno . . . distracted or sad or something.
Person 2: Oh I'm just mooping over ______. S/he has me spinning around in circles in my head and I can't even think.

"I can't believe I mooped over ____!! S/he is such an asswipe!"
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whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.
dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.
by bubbap October 04, 2011
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by Rob April 28, 2004
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