momspam

E-mail from your mom or other older relative. Momspam is almost always tasteless and/or silly, account-choking big, outdated, and sent to her whole address book. There are often multiple copies sent to you for no clear reason.

Brother: Did you get the latest momspam? The e-mail with all the pictures of "cats in angel costumes"? Two megs of junk, and she sent me seven copies!

Sister: Yeah, Mom sent it to me too, along with everyone else she knows. Consider yourself lucky that she doesn't send her Hummel pictures to you. Trust me--they're worse. Maybe getting her a PC was a mistake...

by Jovi Ko September 26, 2006

Peter Momsen

The ultimate and primary fear of all operating systems, due to his ability to crash them all

1) type...type..type
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!

2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!

by BALEETED March 19, 2003

momster

A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.

The momster is really angry tonight...

by Kitten123 July 28, 2005

moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Moomin

the moomins were a lovely bunch of innocent wee animals, first in book form then much later on tv

by glynhackett September 29, 2003

Moobs

Man boobs or man breasts on an over weight male.

That dude has realy big moobs.

by mick collins April 16, 2008

soccer moms

female mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV's to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes

The soccer mom gave me the "evil eye" after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.

by gabe July 6, 2003