Ur ancestor a molester

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"

by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

by cos7a August 18, 2010

chester the molester

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

by erin October 26, 2004

horse molester

A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends

"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"

by ben. c May 19, 2006

child molester

A wishy-washy, namby-pamby white liberal euphemism for a person who rapes or has sexual intercourse with a child. Using the less offensive liberal expression removes much of the horror of the act, and lets liberals plead for mercy and gentle treatment of the malefactor.

A child molester should be called a child raper. A mosquito molests people. A child molester rapes and sodomizes little kids. These foul scums should be hanged, not coddled.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012