THE GREATEST CITY IN CANADA!
1. known for its ganja
2. known for its crazy night life
3. drinking age is 18
4. known for it's crazy drivers!
5. known for being VERY multicultural
6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)
7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams
8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!
1. known for its ganja
2. known for its crazy night life
3. drinking age is 18
4. known for it's crazy drivers!
5. known for being VERY multicultural
6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)
7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams
8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!
1. yo dude, lets hit up MTL and smoke a huge ass blunt from there
2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend
3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!
4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"
5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...
6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!
7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!
2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend
3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!
4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"
5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...
6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!
7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!
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Home of the best marijuana and shrooms ever cultivated, Montreal is the greatest place on Earth to live.
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Get the montreal mug.A quiet little town with cute little shops and a low crime rate. People complain about what Montrose has to offer, but never mention the fact it is conveniently located 20 minutes from Binghamton, New York and 30 minutes from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Montrose is a great place to raise a family. It is a secure, safe town with friendly people and barely any traffic. Montrose has low pollution rates, trails to bike or hike, lakes, a great outdoors scene in general, and many little festivals like the Blueberry Festival and the Chocolate and Wine festival. The only downfall of Montrose are the young haters who think they belong in Cali ( more like Jersey). If they don't like Montrose, then leave. Surprise surprise, they can't, because they wasted their highschool education getting drunk, getting high, getting abortions, and writing bunk rhymes. Or, they are just plan lazy.
Montrose, PA is the perfect place to raise a family. It is nestled inbetween two cities, and people who work hard either towards a satisfying career or towards an education can find jobs in areas with a low cost of living. Montrose has a lot to offer if you have a little imagination and a little bit of energy.
Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."
(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
Overall, Montrose is a nice town with nice people, but everywhere you go you will run into the occasionally "my life sucks because of Montrose, not because I'm a loser."
(i.e the previous definition about Montrose was written by one of these haters who probably can't remember the last time they read a book)
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The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.
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Get the Montreal mug.A compilation of overdressed Mexicans, abocrombie Fitch douchebags, and stoners. It's situated in what I like the call the left ass cheek of America. Most of the people who inhabit it are dicks and they'll throw rotten eggs at you from there piece of shit car stuffed full of Mexican preps.10 percent of the population is friendly potheads who the majority of aren't dicks, which might be the only thing good about the town besides Denny's.
Guy 1: ever been to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
Guy 2: I've been to hell so kind of
Guy 2: hell doesn't fucking compare to montrose
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