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Monsserrat is the most amazing and loving person that you could ever know. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a "Monsse" for short never let her go she could be the best thing that has ever came to your life. she could be the little angel on your shoulder that would tell you to be good and at the same time be the devil on your shoulder telling you to add a little bit of bad, but she is a very beautiful and creative person. I got the pleasure to have a monsse in my life and I am very grateful to have her as a partner in crime. Te amo mucho bebe!
If I had the words to describe my feelings for you, I would be the happiest man in the world. But words seem to fail me time and time again, So I have to settle for the words in this verse. Your touch, your smile, your presence and soul. mesmerize and entangle me completely. If I had one ambition, one utter goal, It would be to stay by your side for eternity. Monsserrat in my book means LOML
by Chef_Lettuce January 8, 2022
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Monsterbation

Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.
"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."
by Bruno Strongarm April 23, 2014
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Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga
Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.
by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011
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manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.
The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)
by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017
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monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)
by Paul July 27, 2004
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Monsterbate

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.
My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.
by CDCEN July 1, 2008
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monserratsmelio

A lovely fanpage from tiktok!
This Charli fan is; welcoming, cool, calm and most importantly, a great friend!
Girl 1: Hey! Have you heard of monserratsmelio?
Boy 1: Yes! She is my fp idol!
Girl 2: Oh wowzers I better go follow her!
by alohataya October 27, 2021
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