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Awkward Monocle

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011
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Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.
Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011
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monocular

"the test from your bloodwork came back, with monocular results"
by madnug March 19, 2003
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Monocleless

Riley: Do you still like me even if I'm monocleless?
Katie: Welllll....... :)
by RandK November 18, 2010
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Monocle

1. The act of smacking someone in the eye with your penis

2. Mushroom stamping strictly in the eye
Yo fam you know ole girl ? Well last night I gave that chick a monocle
by MrDoubleDuece May 8, 2020
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Monocole

An eye glass for one eye, or a glass of seeing deeper into something..life, situation, seeimg the world in ways most others aren't privy too. All seeing eye.
My love will have left me before the monocole.
by Nataleey December 27, 2021
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