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chinese monkey fuck

Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!

2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha
by Hi firends September 16, 2013
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monkeyface

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
"Come on my, come on my, come on my, come-on-my-monkeyface"
by monkeyfacemoo March 9, 2010
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monkeyknuckle

look at that bitches monkeyknuckle!!!
by mike! June 6, 2004
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monkey fuck

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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Moneyfucker a bank

When one or more people spray paint the word "moneyfucker" on a bank often done by someone who is in the american communist movement,an anarchist,neohippie,porn hippie, or in the world wealth reform movement or all of the above. Other words may also be spray painted on it such as "Captalist pig" and "Just when did you sell your soul for money?" ect. This is done to protest the evil economic system we live under.
by Deep blue 2012 May 8, 2010
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MonkeyFu

Sweet-tasting manflesh, with a hint of lime.
Roasted MonkeyFu is considered a delicacy on the West Coast.
by Poiuyt Man February 13, 2004
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Monkey Fuck

similar to a cluster fuck. However this only fequires one person.
dude your work looks like a monkey fuck.
by Pee Wee May 1, 2003
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