Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

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Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

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A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.

Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010

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Howler Monkey

A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.

Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.

by cfm2 October 7, 2012

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