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Montero

A very smart person with sexual body features
You made a 100% on the test you are very montero
by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015
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war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.
By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.
by Joe E. King April 12, 2008
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cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock
by Billy Dean December 4, 2002
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Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.
I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.
by norm the plum December 1, 2015
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jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.
He acted like a right jiz monger last night.
by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015
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monseratt

Monseratt is a very beautiful girl . Most of them are tall and any guy will die to be her boyfriend, she is shy at first but once you get to know her she will mess around a lot. Monseratt is very good at fashion. She had the best winning award smile her laugh is everything. A Monseratt is a best girlfriend,best friend , sibling you can ask for .
Dammm I wish I knew someone name Monseratt
by Monseratt May 29, 2018
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Monterey Effect

A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex in a small geographic area. The greater the difference in proportion, the greater the opposite sex's desirability is increased. First identified on the Monterey Peninsula in California in 1989, there were almost 100,000 single men at Fort Ord and other military installations which greatly increased the number of single men compared to single women.
Dude, take her out of this sausage fest and she's nothing more than a four, maybe 5 at best. The Monterey Effect strikes again.

Thanks to the Monterey Effect, even the most disgusting land-a-tee can get laid.
by El Sadado December 30, 2007
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