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Molasses

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.
Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.
by PIMP MOLASSES February 1, 2004
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Molarean

A small growth on a mans penis that increases sexual arousal with certain breeds of animals.
"His Molarean gave him extended pleasure and way to a new lifestyle..as well as a new found love for the farm."
by Emp May 9, 2005
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Molar Flambet

A most painful way to die, consisting of:

- An open mouth
- Two parts Vodka
- A lighter
You know what a molar flambet is, don't you Jack? I've heard they're quite delicious.
by The Mysterious Mr. z October 29, 2009
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molaski

The general term for a woman who is shy during the day but extremely outgoing at night.
Derived from a mole staying undergound for most of the day but enjoying the fresh air for a portion of the day.
That girl was fun, but i think she is a molaski. I've seen her studying in the library a dozen times, but she's crazy as shit when i see her at the bar.
by Visconti February 18, 2011
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molasstrophe

Honolulu Harbour seems to have rebounded from the recent accidental release of MOLASSESS from pier side storage in what was the biggest MOLASSTROPHE ever experienced on planet Earth
Thousands of fish and corals were murdered in the great Honolulu MOLASSTROPHE of 2013.
by blewdodolavoodoo November 4, 2013
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monarsenous

A disproportionate number of females to males. Traditionally used in zoological context, it can also apply to various social settings where there is an unbalanced female/male ratio. A monarsenous in humans typically only exists for a short period of time as once males hear of the occurrence, the opposite occurs.
Dude, there's a monarsenous of females at Cambus tonight. You have to get here now.
by Mellifluous_logophile June 10, 2014
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molassticity

The viscosity of a liquid other than oil or molasses. How a liquid compares to the thickness of molasses.
This water has zero % molassticity! Come get yours at Sam's while supply last! Dark hoppy beer has more molassticity than a lite beer.
by Midwest Speak May 7, 2017
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