by M. H. M April 19, 2024
Get the Moisturemug. The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.
by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022
Get the moisture posturemug. Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.
by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023
Get the Moisturizermug. Going down on a girl and start eating her out, while in the process she decides to queef in your face with it producing a stinky but refreshing moisturizer.
by mitchbitch69 September 1, 2016
Get the moisture maskmug. by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 13, 2020
Get the Moisture Oystermug. Unlike the sugar daddy a Moisture Daddy is not older or wealthy, but has zero wealth and poor hygiene, Moisture Daddys typically weigh in at about 115-160 pounds, the best way to pick out a Moisture Daddy is they are typically small in stature and skinny. A moisture Daddy receives no benefits unlike the sugar daddy, they just take care of the Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. The Moisture Daddy feeds them so they can continue to eat and sweat and sweat and eat. The Moisture Daddy is very loyal to the Moisture Pig and Swampy D, they will continue to feed them until they can no longer fit through a normal sized doorway.
That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
by Bshifters December 20, 2019
Get the Moisture Daddymug. when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion
or when you and bae wanna get freaky
or when you and bae wanna get freaky
by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016
Get the homemade moisturizermug.