Modern hippie

A person that do what they want, wear what they want and say how they feel. They promote peace and love, and they are the most chilled people & they don't let anything bother them. Not all hippies do drugs and have low hygiene. They love nature and animals and 99% of them are vegans. They refuse to eat animals and anything coming from animals.

I admire that she is a modern hippie, so loving and peaceful.

by Angel724 June 9, 2015

Modern Warflu

The horrible virus that infected thousands of gamers on the day that Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out, causing it's hosts to stay home 'sick' and play the game in an obsessive vegitative state.

Person 1: Have you seen Tyler?
Person 2: No, he's home sick with Modern Warflu.
Person 1: Lucky stiff.

by Xarcies November 23, 2009

Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)

"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."

by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010

Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.

Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?

by Bronthing January 5, 2011

Modern Hippi

noun

1. A free-spirited dreamer in the pursuit of a life with meaning.

2. An individual unconfined by societal norms, someone who is unable to be put in a box.

3. A multifaceted person who enjoys both nature and abundance, combines the duality of life.

Natasha is so hard to define with all of the different activities she does, she really is a modern hippi.

by Modern Hippi August 14, 2019

Modern Caveman

When there is a huge blizzard outside and there is snow blocking your doors and you can't get out.

"This blizzard is so bad, I feel like a Modern Caveman stuck in my own home."

by crazyfunnycool February 6, 2010

Modern Seppuku

The act of getting deployed, and being shot by a little Iraqi boy using his father's Russian assault rifle, thus making you a hero.

I don't want to hang myself, maybe i'll enlist and commit Modern Seppuku

by Walnutty November 30, 2021