Bar mitzvah mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
While going balls deep from behind you secretly take scissors and cut your pubic hair.. Then before you pull out and cum on her upper lip and quickly apply the pubic hair on her upper lip which then resembles a 13 year old with his first mustache
by barmitzvahmustache June 24, 2014
Get the bar mitzvah mustachemug. When a person has been repressed for an extended period of time then experiences wild naughty, arousing sexual urges, wet dreams, they never thought they could before. The person genuinely feels the need to act on them in order to fully develop and feel themselves grow and mature afterward.
Astarr, has not boned in a while, she is now going through a state of bar mitzvah syndrome where by she cannot continue her normal life until she has fulfilled a night of wild and crazy orgies.
by trixie bela March 13, 2010
Get the Bar Mitzvah Syndromemug. When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
by GoNorthToGetSouth July 5, 2021
Get the Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvahmug. Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.
by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022
Get the Bed Mitzvahmug. 
It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024
Get the Canadian Bar Mitzvahmug. by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022
Get the double mitzvahmug.