Misty Moon

When you are eating a girl out from behind and she farts or queefs in your face

I got pink eye when Becky gave me a misty moon.

by Edonk September 14, 2013

Misty Meaner

The name of a hot stripper at a club in Phoenix Arizona that is now out of work because of the covid19 virus.

Look at Misty Meaner working that sign on the Phoenix streets. She can't find a job.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face

When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.

by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008

Misty Copeland

A beautiful and inspirational dancer with freakishly toned legs. She is a soloist in ABT and is famous for being a beautiful black ballerina no matter what people think. she is also featured on an under armor commercial that got quite famous.

Me: Misty Copeland is a beautiful dancer
U: yeah, I know
Me: did u see her on that under armor commercial?
U: yeah, it was soooo inspirational!!!

by definitionpetiton girl February 23, 2015

Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

Misty Fista

A term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to wank off instead of going out with a girl. Refers to the fist motion one's hand takes on to masturbate

Oh well, I'm dateless again. I guess it's me and the only girls that will not say no and that is Misty Fista and my DVD collection.

by Terry AKA KingD February 5, 2008

Misty rain

Misty rain- a type of man that is slightly pathetic but would still, as a female, get you wet.

'Tony is so misty rain. He is so pathetic but damn it, he makes me wet'

by SmallGems December 21, 2016