Pussy miser

a woman who gives almost no pussy. In other words a woman who has sex with almost no one.

Kathy is such a pussy miser.

by Deep blue 2012 August 22, 2009

Mistress Day

The day before Valentine's day typically reserved for a man taking out his mistress or girlfriend. On Valentine's Day a man is "required" to take out his wife or steady girlfriend. However, the restaurants, bars and clubs are packed on February 13th for the better looking women in a man's life.

Mistress Day gifts are typically always jewelry and lingerie, while Valentine's day gifts are chocolate and teddy bears.

The most popular day for "short stay" hotel bookings.

A man said to his wife on February13th, "I'll be working late tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow on Valentine's Day". Secretly he was preparing his cover for Mistress Day celebrations!

by Rob bie April 1, 2012

Mistress day

The day before St-Valentines, February 13th, which is known as the official Mistress Day.

Dude: I got my flowers and chocolate ready for my wife for St-Valentine's day yet I'm missing the gift for my mistress for Mistress Day that's coming right before. Oh and I'll also need tons of condoms.

by Dr Manian March 29, 2012

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

Anthony Mastrogiacomo

neckity neck neck neck neck. bimbus bimbossia bimusville

that Anthony Mastrogiacomo sure does like dick

by yuh dat wayy November 4, 2013

Mercury Mistress

"A fine automobile is something to be admired - even adored. It's an extension of you. You love your car so much, you want to share your most intimate moments with it. Well, now you can. Introducing the Mercury Mistress, the world's first car that you can actually have sex with." Clip from SNL.

Me and My Mercury Mistress gonna hit the blvd . .

by Robsatx November 5, 2005

Soiled Mistress

A glance of disapproval, reject, disgust, or hatred. Usually given by strangers or rude friends.

Joe: She is pretty why don't you ask her out?
Harry: I thought I had a chance until I smiled and she gave me a soiled mistress.
Joe: Oh man.. that sucks.

by codliveroilman May 13, 2013