Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017

misery business prelude mystery

The name of a mystery involving the CD version of Misery business by paramore. there is a mariachi prelude, and after it ends and before the actual song Hayley Williams says something incomprehensible, it's not stated anywhere what she says.

Maria repeatedly listened to Misery business trying to solve the misery business prelude mystery.

by BexCa May 17, 2009

sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.

I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.

by eurekaseven July 12, 2006

Misery

1. A slang term meaning woman.
2. A Euphemism for the frustration in dealing with an unhappy and/or unreasonable woman.

Where is Misery today? She's working until five.

by B. Nolan January 12, 2007

Misery Elephant

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative

She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!

by Lopp-Headz February 12, 2012

Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."

by Dr_fiendish July 12, 2017