miracle whipped

What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.

Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.

by Megachulo brosefski October 20, 2020

Miracle Berry

When eaten, a miracle berry miracle fruitmagic berrymagic fruit cause bitter and sour foods (such as lemons and limes) consumed later to taste sweet. (Sideroxylon dulcificum/Synsepalum dulcificum/Richadella dulcifica)

"That miracle fruit is making me flavor trip."

"I ate a miracle berry and now my coffee tastes like hot chocolate."

by Ib123Steven September 29, 2008

Miracle Baby

Miracle baby's are people that have hade a near death experience when they were little. They are also the nicest, funniest, best people that you are so thankful that they survived and you got to know them! Not every one likes them but once you get to know them they will be one of your best friends!

Hi Miracle baby!

by .Conner.jonnes.12345678910.!? November 29, 2018

miracle whips

It be dem expensive cars.

"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West

by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004

Miracle Job

While at a bar or nightclub, you are jacked off by a woman you do not know and do not wished to be jacked off by, while dancing, although circumstances force the issue. You then proceed to cum on the woman's back for lack of another place to shoot your load. Afterwards, the woman introduces herself to you, only to result in you walking away in disgrace.

Eric- "Hey! Look at Steve! Who is that girl? He looks so pissed. Should we help him?"

Jamie- "Nah, he's probably just getting a Miracle job."

by TheMiracle February 27, 2008

Modern Miracle

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)

"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."

by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010

Minneapolis Miracle

When you cum in your girlfriends ass and she still gets pregnant.

Dis right here is a Minneapolis Miracle, I stuck in your ass and you still got pregnant, you betcha, don’t ya know, ope!

by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 18, 2020