monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

Mickey Rourked

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.

The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.

by littlebabychookchook October 17, 2008

Monkey pump

Used in reference to strong alcohol that can make someone go absolutely ape upon ingestion.

Well looks like we’re going crazy tonight boys, I’ve got some monkey pump.

by Brainacles November 15, 2020

Rusty Grease Monkey

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019

monkey nigga

A monkey nigga is a wild ass, loud ass, no self control ass nigga, who always ruins the moment. Probably ruin the chances of you getting buns cause you brought him along with you to meet some females. (All grown ass women should hate monkey niggas)

Tell that monkey nigga SHUT THE FUCK UP

by i<3pussy1996 April 1, 2015

evil monkey

Origination: Family Guy

A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.

Well we can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is he wasn't always evil...

by Rockenreno May 31, 2004

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor or Mickey's Fine Malt for short , is a brand of malt liquor that comes in a green 40 0z kinda like Heineken but with a hornet 🐝 mascot , really popular in the 1990s.

Other malt liquor beers like this include

St. Ides , Olde English 800, Colt 45 ,

Schlitz malt liquor, King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor , steel reserve 211 ,

Hurricane 500 &
Big Bear Premium Malt Liquor .

If you drink any of these your are probably

1 . live the hood / ghetto

2 . Homeless

3 . Poor college kid looking to get drunk / buzzed .

4 . Possibly irish due to it coming in

A green bottle and having a irish name Mickey's.

They can be found at pretty much any corner store that sells alcohol.

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor is a Fine Malt Liquor Ale Beer with 5.6% ABV. Crisp and balanced grain forward with a moderate hop flavor and bitter blend. It has a refreshing smooth finish and pairs well with any occasion. Mickey's is well-known for it's innovative packaging, such as the stubby 12 oz.

Brand - Mickey's 🐝

Count - Single

Style - Malt Liquor

by Blu_leef April 12, 2023