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Milkman

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams
by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
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Milkman

A young gay homosexual boy who gets aroused and/or ejaculates when he sees an attractive boy

They often make fun of other people because they are embarrassed about there true sexuality
Do you see Logan over there? I heard he was a milkman.
by Blackopsking January 11, 2011
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Milkman

A milkman is a person who milks a cow and or women to gain profit
I am a milkman and my wife helps my business
by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018
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“Milkman”

A mentally unstable black guy who loves white women, alcohol, and meth. Typically has ## amounts of DUIs and rape allegations.
Oh no! The federal reserve of vodka and meth has been robbed! Oh well must’ve been “milkman
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Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025
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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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