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madtown

Used, sometimes, by residents of Madison, Wisconsin to describe their fair city. More often, though, it's used by those who only wish that they were residents of Madison. These folks tend to congregate in Madtown on Halloween and New Year's Eve to get shitfaced, vomit on the sidewalk, start fights, get arrested, and generally prove why they're not fit to live in such a town (ie, they couldn't get accepted to the University of Wisconsin).
Hey guys, we're in Madtown! Let's drink some Natty Lite and get some hot college bitches!

Did you just say "hot college bitches?" You're not from Madtown are you?
by Dick B December 28, 2005
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Milton keynes

A city in England. Home of the concreate Cows, lots of trees and a friggin awesome shopping center, PLUS many amazing people who all love Nigerians
"Im off to Milton Keynes next week end"
"Oh? How utterly amazing! Say hi to the Cows for me."
by A box of Crackers Please February 8, 2010
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midterm

midterm (n): a test in each academic subject after the end of the first out of 2 semesters that includes all the information learned since the fisrt day of the class. They can cause stress and hair loss among students. May also cause tension at home, tension between freinds, and self mutilation.
"Damn, I totally failed my Math midterm today! It was so hard! If I fail, my mom's going to kill me...unless I do it first!"
"Dude, stop complaining! I failed all mine too!"
by Charlotte Rox Red Hairrr April 8, 2006
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milton bradley

The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.
Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."
by miltonbradley February 8, 2008
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Milton Keynes

A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.

Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.

MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.

Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?
by Sam JB January 12, 2008
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Miltopalooza

A huge party held annually on Milton Road in Toowong, Brisbane. Loads of bands, Eskies full of free goon, loads of couches and mattresses scattered around the giant back yard. Lots of Band-Nazies and hipsters. Has several hundreds of (good looking) people there every year.
Miltopalooza celebrated it fith year in 2011
I didn't see you at Miltopalooza last week, you must have got lost in the crowd.
by mushroommagic144 September 13, 2011
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Midlothian TX

Where the white people from desoto went when the black people moved in
by Splayfuture8 July 16, 2016
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