Midrand Spur

"Midrand Spur" refers to a local strip club in Midrand, South Africa called Teazers and is a term used to mask its identity from your wife, girlfriend, etc because Spur is actually a family restaurant.

"Honey, me and the boys are going to Midrand Spur for supper."

by Neels January 3, 2013

Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.

Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag

by supshp August 25, 2013

Midrise

The sensation of waking up with a slight erection known commonly as “morning wood”. Midrise and “half chub” are often used interchangeably.

I woke up having to pee real bad and because I had a midrise I pissed all over my toilet.

by Sweet Lip$s February 28, 2018

Madrasturbate

The act of rubbing your fingers in chilli before jacking it/rubbing one out, causing an agonising burning sensation.

He's one sick fuck. I heard he watched the Queen's speech and just had to madrasturbate. Incoming skin graft...

by Axphonia November 14, 2020

madrasian

Madrasian is the kind of person who shifts into other people, shift means that they turn into you.

- AYOO a Madrasian!, turn into me, please!
- *Shifts into the guy*, now I'm ugly
- proceeds to macro combo with faceless
- Cringe man, go to khei smh.

by MadrasianGoesBRRRRR April 20, 2021

Madrasian

1. Madrasian means to be two faced, a liar, or a manipulator.

2. A race in a game called rogue lineage, made by the developers, arch_mage and ragoozer. They can turn into objects or other players.

Madrasian

by Hour1 July 16, 2021

Midrated

Midrated means something that is not well known, but is a burning pile of shit in quality. Mostly videos by kids that posts the random thing. May not be well known but bad!

Person 1: Do you know Monopoly for the Wii?
Person 2: Yeah, even though I love the Wii, Monopoly on the Wii is so fucking Midrated!

by The polish man with a big shit January 2, 2023