Micro penis in grandma booty

If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines

Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?

Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm

by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022

Micro Penis

A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible.

My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by gaz1 July 21, 2008

Micropenology

The tedious and intriguing study of the masterful micropenis.

Welcome to Micropenology 101, where we will learn that about 3 of 5 of you all have a micropenis.

by Ghey Tickler May 11, 2012

micro penis

A penis that is less than 3 inches long.

Dude, Adam showed me a picture of his junk. He has a micro penis!

by The most awesome person ever. April 25, 2012

macropenis

An usually large male sexual organ, capable of receiving another male sexual organ in its urethral canal.

OMFG, is that a macropenis?

by Ubermensch April 10, 2005

Micro penis

A very small Penis

Damn Aj you got a micro penis

by TheRainMonkey September 22, 2016

Micro-penis

an abnormally small penis, usually under 2 inches long, tends to explode after 7 years much in the same way as a micro-pig.

wow your boyfriends got a micro-penis, hasn't it exploded yet?

by dinss February 27, 2010