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michigan

1. A northern state of the U.S.
2. Pot-hole country.
3. Could be the only state where seeing trailer trash isn't a repulsive sight to most.
4. A state where a lot of people have mucus in their throats do to "dampness in the air"(?)
5. No real fun is had here. When you consider that it's the home of Detriot (arm-pit of this nation), What can a person expect?
6. One state where the generalizing phrase "People are stupid" is said so much it becomes commonplace. Often the people who says that are talking about themselves. At least one would hope so, for honesty's sake.
1. Similar to Maine.
2. "I just ran through four pot-hole driving down Beech Daly...better check for a flat when I get home..."
3. "Bill and Keith have bad teeth and stink, but they know how to have a good time."
4. "*cough cough cough ahem cough ahem AHEM cough cough*"... all year 'round.
5. A party themed around a has-been like Bon Jovi is considered a blast around here.
6. "Look at his method of doing his job. God, people are stupid." The speaker goes off to have a cigarette.
by Mr. Bird November 13, 2004
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Michigan

Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.
O-H I-O. "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan, weeeeeeeeeee're from OHIO!"
by Michigan Blows March 7, 2008
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Michigan

The state whose football team ALWAYS loses to Ohio State because Ohio State is better than them.
Whoa! Ohio State just beat Michigan for the 4th consecutive time in a row!
by Matttttty OSTATE December 29, 2007
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The state of unemployement, terrible college football teams, yeah appalachian state did beat michigan. The state of saddness. The state covered in a fozen wasteland. I feel sorry for them up in michigan. Oh we dont give a care for the whole state of michigan cause we're from OHIO! 4 game win streak for the buckeyes!
I feel pitty for michigan.
by Adam Sparks April 8, 2008
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A girl who has a nice body, but an ugly face. I.E. Good uniform bad helmet, referring to the University of Michigan football helmets and uniforms.
Wow, that bitch is a Michigan!
by matt March 11, 2005
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Known as U of M, Michigan, a public Harvard, not to be confused with Michigan State University, the University of Michigan is perhaps the best public university in these United States that call themselves America.

Thee best university in the state of Michigan, hands down.

The University of Michigan practically owns Ann Arbor and prides itself on college football even though it has so much more to be revered for.
Student: I go to Michigan.

Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Is that like state ?

Student: Good day !

Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Hey, wai...

Student: I said ‘Good DAY !’
by RinzlerGrove January 2, 2018
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a horrible place were entertainment is watching snow fall. Crumbly roads that get paved every other century and the ugliest state!
If you want to be bored and depressed go to michigan.
by michigan is dull!! April 7, 2004
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