Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.

Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

meteorologist

one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"

- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"

by Twisther Tornadough April 26, 2007

Meteorain

Cloud's best level 3 Limit Break. While leaping into the air, Cloud unleashes a barrage of meteors upon a group of foes causing up to 4 separate hits. This attack is actually best used against a single enemy, unless the targeted group is fairly weak. Used against one opponent, this attack can cause as much as 12,000 points of damage.

Cloud killed the King Behemoth with Meteorain.

by Master Tonberry December 8, 2004

meteoroid

What happens when the parking metor has been expired for a long time from you car just sitting there all day without refilling the metor. Car roids

Check out the meteoroid on that car. It is piled up with parking tickets, must have been sitting there all week.

by The Twistedest October 6, 2008

team meteor

the fastest known racing/drifting team in the northern suburbs of melbourne, consisting only of the three members: red flame, blue blaze and the silver bullet of the meteors, the team still remains undefeated.

Who is the fastest? Hah, without a doubt, it's gotta be Team Meteor!

by takeshi June 16, 2004

meteorsexual

A stylish, urbane gentleman who prefers the company of meteors.

Man, that dude is styling. Check out his OH MY GOD HE'S HAVING SEX WITH A METEOR

by athodyd January 18, 2005

Meteorite

A rock from space, the purchase and collection of which becomes more additive than crack. collectors start with one then just need that one more....

Meteorites rock! , is this a meteorite or a meteorwrong?

by mackyd August 20, 2009