messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017

Messy Bitch

Someone who runs out of arguments and brings up the past to support their position.

Yeah, he brought up a past fight when we went rock climbing. What a messy bitch.

by kallaylay August 28, 2020

Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015

Messy Marv

yay area rapper...get on my hype beezy

That's whats up fool

by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005

messy tails

The furry known as "Messy Tails" or "Brown nose pup" who ate is feces and either went to a mental asylum or died.

"Ya know messy tails?"
"No, why?"
"He is disgusting and eats crap"
"Like what crap?"
"Literal crap...Feces"
"I hate him"
"Me too"

by Messytails November 30, 2019

Messy bits

A saying used to demean an unattractive or undesirable object, also and commonly referring to those of the opposite sex.

An adjective

can also be used to describe a situation

Phoenix: where's your birthday party at mate?
Alex: Ashley's house
Phoenix: Messy bits

Alex: Did you see that time the postman threw up all over his jeans?
Phoenix: yes mate Messy bits!
Alex:messy bits indeed brosé
Phoenix: yeah Don't Whitey in the hedge postman!

by ehhhh dickhead May 26, 2011

messy trunks

Taking a shit in your swimming trunks, putting them on someone's head and slapping their back to make them breathe in

The action of being the target of messy trunks is "Messy Trunk'd"

by Momentual Grief Process April 1, 2015