dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.

Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

pre-menu

The act of reviewing the menu for a restaurant or bar you're about to patron in order to help with decision making once you arrive, and to get excited about the food/drinks.

Friend: Are you excited about Chuy's tonight?
Me: Hell yeah, I already pre-menued at work during my break.

by BH5245 December 21, 2015

god's desert menu

Hwang Hyunjin (황현진)

desert - hot; menu - meal

GOD'S HOTTEST MEAL —periodt

a.k.a. The District Prince

4th generation it boy

"who's that long hair blonde boy?"

a talented rapper, most expresssive dancer

"Hwang" can sound like "King" in korean— yep he's a king

a whole ass meal

"he ranked 36th among the most handsome faces of 2020 and was entitled as the God's desert menu."

by sjkqlwg December 27, 2020

Pickin' from the kid's menu

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.

"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"

by Gay Towers May 21, 2010

order off the kids' menu

v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.

essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.

by VRB October 27, 2005

menudo handshake

Banging your girlfriend doggy style in her arse while reaching into her pussy (whole handed) jacking yourself off through the thin membrain that seperates the two.

You should've seen Lisa's eyes light up when I shook hands with her guts lastnight. She loves them menudo handshakes!!

by Munson January 20, 2005

Menu stalk

To check out a restaurant's online menu to determine what you'll order later on when you go there in person.

Do you know what you want from the new Italian place around the corner?

No, I'll menu stalk right now.

by Peter852 October 30, 2010