A shameless older, dirtier, ridden harder, and put away wetter version of the cougar or mountain lion. Typical costume makeup and pushed up boobs get bundled with the ticking time bomb of menopausal mood swings with this carnival ride.
In just the right hazy bar light, menocougars might look like fun to the younger guys they prey on but one never knows if he’s in for the sexual ride of his life or an emotional or physical beating…maybe all three in the same night.
In just the right hazy bar light, menocougars might look like fun to the younger guys they prey on but one never knows if he’s in for the sexual ride of his life or an emotional or physical beating…maybe all three in the same night.
Man, did you hear that Bret walked home naked last night after he left with the bar with that menocougar? I guess she pulled a nutty and tried to gouge his eyes out after he finished plowing her.
by the Beer made me do it November 11, 2015
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Get the Menduh mug.My cute melou belongs to the (b)ean family. Aka I’m not saying the actual last name lol, just a substitute.
by Marshadow5 Gaming June 21, 2021
Get the melou mug.Menomonee falls high school is the better version of Sussex. The the druggier version of Germany town. The poorer version of Marquette. And almost as violent as West Allis. They have a great nicotine addiction yet there ranked in the top 25 schools in WI. They not the worst. But damn they suck.
by The silent expert February 15, 2023
Get the Menomonee falls high school mug.The hot flashes and sweats you get when battling a particularly bad hangover. These symptoms are commonly associated with female menopause.
Ryan: "Aren't you going to order food?"
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."
Jim: "No, I'm fighting some hangover menopause right now. I don't think I could hold it down."
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Get the Tufts manouver mug.The period of time in a woman's life immediately before menopause in which she feels the uncontrollable to urge to produce offspring. All rules on quality control when selecting males to assist in this task are thrown out the window, resulting in very poor choices of mates.
"All my friends are married and have kids, why don't I? I'm becoming an old maid. Menopanic attack!"
"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."
"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"
"Hey babe, I'm a drunk tattoo artist artist who plays drums for a death metal band and lives in my mother's garage."
"You're perfect! Let's make babies!"
by NephilimNexus March 5, 2009
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