momment

A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."

by cmkropp October 23, 2011

momment

When one's mom leaves a comment on one's Facebook wall or other social networking site.

Steve: I said I was going out drinking tonight and the only response was a momment telling me to be safe.
Steph: Dude, that's lame.

by JayEllJayToo September 2, 2009

memmanip

To manipulate everybody's memory of an event by telling your own skewed version of the story over and over until you are remembered being a hero and doing something amazing that warrants people retelling the story for years to come

Instead of taking responsibility for his evil ways, he would memmanip all his stories till everyone forgot the truth and remembered him being a hero and saving the day.

by shadowwhisperer July 14, 2014

Memmed

a. The guy who is trash a basketball and will do anything for a rematch
b. The guy who thinks about porn but doesn't watch

i.e.

a. I'm playing like Memmed today.
b. Stop moaning your like Memmed.

by YEE_MASTER_88 April 11, 2017

Memenist

Memenist is a range of political movements, ideologies, and social movements that share a common goal: to define, establish, and achieve political, economic, personal, and social equality of Memes.

-Feminists shouldn't be called feminazis, that's an invention of this patriarcal and opressive system
-Yo memes have rights too!
-What?
-I identify myself as a memenist now. Your logic won't apply to me anymore feminazi!

by A memenist. March 2, 2018

Memento

(meem-en-to) the base format or additional subtext needed for the construction of a meme. meme gif

I'm saving this as a memento.
This memento will give birth to some dank memes.
That part of the movie would act as a nice memento.

by Zunaros December 6, 2018

Memeness

Memeness, adjective.
The amount of Meme in a Meme.

Memeness is counted in memeness on a scale fro 1 to 9001 but there are some exceptions for example Rick Astleys "Never gonna give you up" it has wat is called infinite memeness which means it can not die except if old people start using it on a bigger scale but because it has infinite memeness it shall be revived after the old people plauge.
A dead meme can not have any memeness.
All memes must have atleast 1 memeness if not then they are dead or a normie meme.
There are things that have negative memeness for example youtube rewind.

De ja vu from initial D has high memeness but the moth meme has no memeness because it's dead.

by Buggy gamezz December 10, 2018