Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

by molo$$$$ November 22, 2021

Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

by acanthodian June 28, 2022

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016

tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

Botswanian meat grinder

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

by Frankhopper March 3, 2022