Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Alabama Meathook

This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.

I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.

Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!

by Ralph O'Meara January 11, 2009

meathook

1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.

Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."

by ogrck September 23, 2011

meathooked

when your hitting your chick from behind, you fish-hook her mouth with your index finger and make her head turn sideways..."i just meathooked my hoe last night"

I was hitting my bitch from backside and i meathooked her ass while i was skeet-skeeting in her...bitch was pissed...

by natedawg202 August 15, 2006

Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.

While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!

by Toughie96 December 9, 2008

Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.

“How’d she cum?”

“I used the Jersey Meathook”

by Whoisasking February 4, 2019

Jersey Meathook

Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.

Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?

by Esco August 21, 2006