Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)
"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"
"Bummer, I feel for you..."
"Bummer, I feel for you..."
by Irish Mike 2006 October 10, 2007
pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.
pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural
pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!
pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.
pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote
pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.
pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?
pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl
pick me girl 1: kill yourself.
-pick me V.S. pick me
pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural
pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!
pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.
pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote
pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.
pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?
pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl
pick me girl 1: kill yourself.
-pick me V.S. pick me
by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 08, 2022
I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!
by jpants24 October 06, 2017
Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…
*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*
Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.
*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*
*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*
Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.
*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*
by CallMeMaybe3435 March 04, 2022
The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.
by JMC70 December 24, 2016
by Hot Meemaw May 18, 2020
from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys
the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009